White Trash....enough already

I have always been embarrassed by our front yard but always push it aside with the excuse that "Oh, well my husband is a builder this is just the way it is" or "it could be worse".  well it is worse this weekend.  To add to our image of 5 cars, a dune buggie, a deck display, a utility trailer and some railing, on the front lawn,  the city added a port-a potty while they put in a new pipe system.  Also, to add to the 2 cars, a truck, a tool trailer, piles of lumber, buckets and shovels in the driveway we got Toilet Papered, (commonly called TPed) for the third week-end in a row.   We have no idea who is doing this but if it is you, and you know who you are, either be more generous next time and leave half of the roles unroled out so we can keep them in our storage or else have pity and don't add to our 'white-trash' image........we already have a complex.....pleeeeeeze!